> Initializing boyfriend.exe...
> Establishing interplanetary connection...
> Scanning for birthday boy...
> Searching known aliases...
> "Aus"
> "Deer"
> "Cutie Creampie" [QUERY REJECTED]
Cognitive signature ████████████████████ 100%
SUBJECT LOCATED. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEER.
Interplanetary Relationship Management System
BOYFRIEND.EXE // SUBJECT: AUS // AGE: 23 // STATUS: BIRTHDAY BOY
● CONNECTION ACTIVE
SUBJECT PROFILE
Designation
Aus
Age
23 years
Typology
INTJ
Primary Function
Researching Things
Deer Mode
Highly Reactive
QUICK ACCESS
CURRENT ORBIT
NORWAY ↔ MALAYSIA
≈ 9,000 km
PROJECTED SEPARATION: TEMPORARY
INTERPLANETARY NAVIGATION
NORWAY
ORIGIN POINT A
MALAYSIA
ORIGIN POINT B
≈ 9,000 KM
DISTANCE: TEMPORARY
RELATIONSHIP TIMELINE
14 FEB
FIRST CONTACT—Pdb. Two typology nerds discovered each other.
LATE APRIL
CONNECTION LOST.
AUGUST
SIGNAL RESTORED. "Ghost.exe became flesh again."
CURRENT STATUS
Distance unacceptable but temporary.
COGNITIVE ANALYSIS
Curiosity 100%
Random Research 100%
Stoicism 97%
Ability to Keep Up With Mad Scientist ???
WARNING: Excessive stoicism detected.
Recommended treatment: one (1) mad scientist.
Prognosis: surprisingly good.
RELATIONSHIP COMPATIBILITY EXPERIMENT
97.3%
STATISTICALLY SUSPICIOUS
INTJ × INTP / ENTP HIGH
Religious Perspective EXTREME
Random Research CRITICAL
Extraterrestrial Belief COMPATIBLE
Entomology Rants TOLERATED
5w6 × 5w4 HIGH
Cloud Facts RETAINED
Anime Binging RECIPROCAL
Ability to Hold Conversations ADORABLY AWKWARD
Sexual Exploration INTERESTING . . . INCREDIBLE . . . EXCITING
WARNING: THIS EXPERIMENT IS NOT PEER REVIEWED.

FURTHER TESTING REQUIRED.
FUTURE DESTINATIONS
NORWAY
Current objective.
BRAN CASTLE
Romania. Future destination. Gothic requirements satisfied.
UNKNOWN
Coordinates classified. Somewhere sufficiently dark to see the stars.
DESTINATION // RO-001
BRAN CASTLE
TRANSYLVANIA // ROMANIA
A castle in Transylvania.

A destination selected for its extremely appropriate combination of gothic architecture, dark fantasy, Dracula mythology, and general boyfriend compatibility.

OBJECTIVE: Visit with Deer.

STATUS: NOT YET UNLOCKED.
[ INVESTIGATE DESTINATION ]
OBSERVATIONAL DATA
Favourite Research Subject Whatever Girlfriend Just Mentioned
Known Behaviour Immediately Opens Research
Unnecessary Knowledge Acquired
Extraterrestrial Belief Plausible
Stoic Greek Philosopher Nickname Zeno of Citium (HAHAHA, I just realized how much this suits you!)
AUXILIARY TERMINAL
> BOYFRIEND.EXE auxiliary terminal > Type "help" for available commands.
>
PRIVATE TRANSMISSION

Happy 23rd birthday, my Deer.

I figured I could have bought you something normal, but making you a mildly dysfunctional piece of software seemed considerably more appropriate.

It's been a strange year.

From finding each other on Valentine's Day, to losing each other, to somehow finding each other again...

Ghost.exe became flesh again.

I don't know exactly what the future looks like. There's Norway, jobs, higher education, immigration, visas, distance, and approximately seventeen thousand logistical problems.

But you're trying. And I'm trying too.

And somewhere between anime, spiders, clouds, my, scientific ramblings, terrible jokes, and you immediately researching every completely unnecessary question I mention...

I think we've built something pretty special.

So here's to 23.

And hopefully to the year when approximately 9,000 kilometres stops being between us.

Deal?

Selamat hari lahir, Deer ♡ (. . . I hope I translated this properly . . .)

AUDIO TRANSMISSION

♪ LET ME HEAR

Associated entities: Aus + Mad Scientist + one extremely specific song + an unreasonable amount of feelings.

You know why this one is here.

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